To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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