It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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