How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
honey bunches of taint.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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