so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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