can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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