Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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