I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Drunk is a universal language darling
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