so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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