Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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