Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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