Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I think i got beer on your cat.
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