Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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