Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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