Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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