I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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