im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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