I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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