Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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