If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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