where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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