But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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