you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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