that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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