I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
and she was petting her beer can
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
