We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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