I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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