what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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