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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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