return my video game
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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