I bet he comes in French.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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