glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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