Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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