i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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