I'm gonna have a badass scar
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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