im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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