You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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