Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
BRING THE BAGELS
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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