It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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