yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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