I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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