I cannot find my penis.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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