You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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