i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
