Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
