I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
