My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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