we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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