i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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