I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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