he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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