Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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