Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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