how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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