i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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