you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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