I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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