she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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